Tuesday, September 8, 2009

A note i got on facebook about my blog.....


I got this note from a guy on facebook the day i did my first post on my blog....

(facebook guy)...interesting..... that should be a lot of fun and should help you bond even more with your girlfriends... it'll probably prove insightful and introspective... it'll probably also discourage guys from dating you.... ... i think.

Funny i didn't know i had to add blogger on my dating resume lol... guess i will be dateless till i stop blogging...lol

A GOOD WAY TO LOOK AT LIFE


LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN AN ATTRACTIVE ANS WELL PRESERVED BODY,BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHAMPAGNE IN HAND-- STRAWBERRIES IN THE OTHER ,BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP,TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING " WOO HOO-WHAT A RIDE!!!!!!!!"

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Starter kit................


I just wanted to make sure people understand something about my blog ....it's not about man bashing. Yes, I have asked for horror stories about dating from girlfriends and clients but they are stories I think everyone can laugh at. Men, women, married, single, in relationships or simply dating....I am basically sharing tales from everyone. I will also be blogging about my day to day life because sometimes, that in it's self, is funny. From stories I've heard from my clients to just being out & about.

So, now that I got that off my chest, lets move on ........

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Highlights Split ends and why i run with scissors .


I have been told for a few years now by clients, friends and family to write about dating since I, myself, have had a lot of experience and hear about all the experiences my clients and friends have had dating. Sometimes not just stories of dating, but even just communicating with men in general! For example, Internet dating.

Well, I have decided to start writing a Blog about dating, all the stories that come along with it; before, during, and after . You know, all of those "great" dates (I use great dates lightly) LOL!
I will also be adding funny stuff or just stuff in general from my day to day life.

I'm no expert, but boy have I had my fair share of dates, and so have my clients and friends. Between all of us we have dated every kind of man walking this planet (and some that should not be walking this planet !).

I know all woman of all ages will be able to relate to this Blog ( even the married ones ).

Now, I have done most of my "dating" , "hanging out" ,"boyfriends" or what ever you want to call it in the West Coast in Vancouver, Canada and know dating just can't be this bad here. Yes!? Maybe!?

I am asking my girlfriends , my girlfriend's friends, and my clients to write one of there worst dating stories . I know , I know... you are all laughing at me and saying "what the hell is she talking about? I have way, way more then one bad dating story!" but let's start off slow and start with one... I mean, by all means, if you have a bottle of wine open or have a few Vodkas when you are doing this go crazy, don't let me stop you, and write a few .. ! can always use them later!

Then what I will do is start Blogging about all of our crazy-ass stories and we will have a really good laugh! Because if you don't have a sense of humour, why the hell are we even dating!? It is a comedy show out there ladies !!!

All right, that's it... let's get those stories to me so we can start this blog, and laugh. A LOT !

**************** NAMES OF THE MEN WILL BE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE DUMB AND NOT SO BRIGHT ***********************
God I hope we don't run out of names or we will be calling them dumb dumb #1 , dumb dumb # 2 and so on..LOL

Thanks ladies for all your help and if you know some friends that would be willing to do this please send it to them the more the merrier !!!!

Looking forward to hearing from ALL of you and hope you all enjoy my Blog !

xoxoxoxoxo