MISREPRESENTING MALE

After many people suggested internet dating, I decided what the hell let's see what everyone is raving about. So, I decided to give the infamous Lava life a try. I put up my picture did my profile and I was all set to start dating. LMAO – I came across this Adonis of a man who said he was a model and immediately commenced communication with me. Since I’m a sucker for a pretty face and bod – wow – I agreed to meet this man at Lily Kazzily's outdoor patio by the water. He contacted me by phone but wouldn’t give me his number because apparently he has had psycho women stocking him (alarms are going off already). He calls me at 8:30 p.m. to confirm we were meeting at 9:00 p.m. at the patio. I arrived found my table in the corner and ordered a drink while I waited. 9:00 p.m. came and went and no Adonis. I would have left after 20 minutes but luckily some very young cuties came to save me from looking all lonely there in the corner. LOL. Of course, I welcomed the company. I finally left the place after midnight had a great time but was miffed at the fact this idiot stood me up. The next day, I got an email from him saying that he was at the bar but didn’t see me so he left. Stupid ass couldn’t call me. Whatever!! Anyway, after some pleading to give him another chance, stupid me decided to give it another shot since there was a chance that he arrive late and didn’t see me sitting alone. I told him to meet me for a walk by the River (summer time very public area). I parked my car and waited. Cars came and went and I did not see this Adonis until I heard a male voice call my name. It was a man coming out of a 1970’s style rapist van coming towards me and he surely was no Adonis. I had the urge to run. Lol. I don’t know where the hell he got his profile picture but there was no way it was him. This non-Adonis introduces himself and has the nerve to say I didn’t look like my picture (being the nice person that I am), I didn’t scream out “well it least it is a picture of me” asshole. I made the best of it and walked with him although disappointed with who actually showed up. Within 5 minutes into our walk he was grabbing my hand, trying to kiss and hug me. I told him if he didn’t slow down the date would be over. Since it was getting chilly outside he suggested we sit in his (rapist) van. I, in turn, told him we were going to sit in my little Sunfire that was facing all the people walking by. We talked a bit more knowing this date was going straight to hell. He started talking dirty to me and trying to kiss me. I told him to stop or he could get out. He did not heed my warning and tried to come in for a kiss. I lost my mind and screamed at him to get the F@#@ out of my car and never contact me again. I kicked him in the ass as he was exiting my car. I was fuming and thankful that I didn’t get into that guys van. He actually had the nerve to ask me out the next day via email. I told him what part of don’t contact me again didn’t you understand. He became abusive in response so I blocked any further communication from him and took down my profile from Lava life never to return to internet dating. I’ve decided to take my chances meeting some random guy somewhere that I can see face-to-face and make my own determination of what kind of individual he is from personal interaction rather than electronic interaction. Francesca, Windsor, ON (39)