Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Funny how they all seem to come back into our lives....

Fall is coming and I find this time of year when I hear from men that I have not heard from in months and or years, either by email, text or an actual phone call which I always find amazing that some men still even know how to pick up a phone. To be honest I find this happens to me a lot ( my girlfriends know exactly what i am talking about) because they always get the call from me ... "you will never guess who just contacted me” ????? 9 times out of 10 they can never guess because I probably have not uttered there name in ages (nor want to utter there name ).
Well I am not a number saver ( there is probably a good reason why I don't have there number) so if I have not talked to you in the last 6 months to a year chances are you are not in my phone so when I get a text from you are you really expecting me to know who you are ??? Please don't be surprised if I ask who it is and still don't remember when you tell me….. because I can barely remember what I did last week..lol

" what you don't know who this is ?" (Ha, love that !)
" you don't have my number , i still have yours ."
" i think about you all the time , what? you don't think about me? " (ya you have thought about me that much that it has taken 6 months to a year or longer to call...LOL )
I will ask ,"when is the last time we talked ? " and i love this .." a while ago "... OK a while ago or a long while ago.. a while ago to me is 2 or 3 weeks not a few months or years !

You never know who will be calling.... Thank God for call display...lol

Here is a little something i got today from someone I have not heard from in over a year.....
the heading was...

So...Carla..>How have you been

Dumb Dumb .......When are we gonna get together?

Me...I'm great ! and you? get together?

DD ......I'm just watching a little football...sippin on a martini..and BBQn a lil.....So yeah..when can I get in a room..with just you ...me....a stiff few martinis...and a blindfold

Me ......get in a room with me ? were is this coming from? haven't heard from you in forever

DD.........I just watch you from a far...on Facebook...I admire..and think..I admire..and dream...We should get together...you know that ....I want you....stop playing!!

Me ........lol OK you don't even live in Vancouver

DD ........I know I don't live in Vancouver....but we've talked on and off enough that I know what I want to do with you

Me .............well we have not talked in a really long time i think over a year.. and i really don't think its right that you come at me like ,"i know what i want to do with you and you want me"...lol OK you take care and when you can approach me right try again. Take Care


DD ......I just love your indignation...its so cute...we will talk again my love...

After that little chit chat i deleted him..LOL

Monday, September 21, 2009

day off with no plans walking around my hood.....

Was a great day to do nothing but walk around in the sun with Stoli.. Fall is in the air with the cool breeze.. Just a few pics from my day.



Sunday, September 20, 2009

2 books i think the single ladies will like...




The Year Of Yes by Maria Dahvana Headley












Straight Up And Dirty by Stephanie Klein

Monday, September 14, 2009

I shaved my legs for this?????


A old friend from when i was in college and I had ran into each other on the street and hung out a few times to catch up. One of the times she decided to set me up on a date with a friend of a friend of friend. I should have known right there and then not to agree to the date, but decided to go for it anyways what did have to loose!

So the next day she calls me up says to meet my mystery date at Cactus Club on Broadway @7pm, that evening! I was like okay "what does he look like?" and my friend responds..."Oh he will be wearing a black shirt and pants with a red rose in hand". I thought to myself...I wonder how many men have done this on blind dates and if there will be like twenty men like that when i get there!

So I arrive at my blind date on time and no sign of my date. I wait ten minutes, then another ten minutes. I was about to leave when he shows up. No apology, nothing and instead of giving me the rose he sat in down on the table next to him. I was like okay whatever! We introduce ourselves and start talking....or should i say he starts talking...and a lot... now I know I am a big talker and i blab on forever a lot..and i have no problem admitting this...but this guy wouldn't shut up and i mean wouldn't shut up and not just about everything...just about himself and his ex and why they broke up and how heart broken he was...I have compassion for broken hearts...but this guy looked like he was going to jump of the Granville street bridge. Well at that point I think I was going to do that myself!

So finally he asked me a question about myself and asked what i do for a living. I told him I worked in the fashion industry and at that time I was Buyer and Manager of a store. He looked at me puzzled and said..."You what?" I repeated my self and his response was " Oh so how long do you plan to do that for, but really that is no way to make a living and we plan to be together, i cant have you be doing that job?" I looked at him in horror and said " Excuse me, if we plan to be together, this is the first date and who said we are going to be together and all you talked about tonight is yourself and not letting me talk and now you insult me?, sorry but i have to go...I think my phone is ringing, and it most likely more important than this date"

The next day my friend called me and went way off on my about my behavior...and i said " You should date him then!" I never heard from her again.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Lake love.......


wish i was relaxing by the lake like last weekend... a girl can wish !

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Amazing Sunset ......







On my way home from a great Labour Day weekend in Maple Ridge BC driving back to Vancouver there was once again a amazing sunset..Have to say we have had some great ones this summer and even better cloud coverage with the sunset coming right through them.

MISREPRESENTING MALE

After many people suggested internet dating, I decided what the hell let's see what everyone is raving about. So, I decided to give the infamous Lava life a try. I put up my picture did my profile and I was all set to start dating. LMAO – I came across this Adonis of a man who said he was a model and immediately commenced communication with me. Since I’m a sucker for a pretty face and bod – wow – I agreed to meet this man at Lily Kazzily's outdoor patio by the water. He contacted me by phone but wouldn’t give me his number because apparently he has had psycho women stocking him (alarms are going off already). He calls me at 8:30 p.m. to confirm we were meeting at 9:00 p.m. at the patio. I arrived found my table in the corner and ordered a drink while I waited. 9:00 p.m. came and went and no Adonis. I would have left after 20 minutes but luckily some very young cuties came to save me from looking all lonely there in the corner. LOL. Of course, I welcomed the company. I finally left the place after midnight had a great time but was miffed at the fact this idiot stood me up. The next day, I got an email from him saying that he was at the bar but didn’t see me so he left. Stupid ass couldn’t call me. Whatever!! Anyway, after some pleading to give him another chance, stupid me decided to give it another shot since there was a chance that he arrive late and didn’t see me sitting alone. I told him to meet me for a walk by the River (summer time very public area). I parked my car and waited. Cars came and went and I did not see this Adonis until I heard a male voice call my name. It was a man coming out of a 1970’s style rapist van coming towards me and he surely was no Adonis. I had the urge to run. Lol. I don’t know where the hell he got his profile picture but there was no way it was him. This non-Adonis introduces himself and has the nerve to say I didn’t look like my picture (being the nice person that I am), I didn’t scream out “well it least it is a picture of me” asshole. I made the best of it and walked with him although disappointed with who actually showed up. Within 5 minutes into our walk he was grabbing my hand, trying to kiss and hug me. I told him if he didn’t slow down the date would be over. Since it was getting chilly outside he suggested we sit in his (rapist) van. I, in turn, told him we were going to sit in my little Sunfire that was facing all the people walking by. We talked a bit more knowing this date was going straight to hell. He started talking dirty to me and trying to kiss me. I told him to stop or he could get out. He did not heed my warning and tried to come in for a kiss. I lost my mind and screamed at him to get the F@#@ out of my car and never contact me again. I kicked him in the ass as he was exiting my car. I was fuming and thankful that I didn’t get into that guys van. He actually had the nerve to ask me out the next day via email. I told him what part of don’t contact me again didn’t you understand. He became abusive in response so I blocked any further communication from him and took down my profile from Lava life never to return to internet dating. I’ve decided to take my chances meeting some random guy somewhere that I can see face-to-face and make my own determination of what kind of individual he is from personal interaction rather than electronic interaction. Francesca, Windsor, ON (39)

A note i got on facebook about my blog.....


I got this note from a guy on facebook the day i did my first post on my blog....

(facebook guy)...interesting..... that should be a lot of fun and should help you bond even more with your girlfriends... it'll probably prove insightful and introspective... it'll probably also discourage guys from dating you.... ... i think.

Funny i didn't know i had to add blogger on my dating resume lol... guess i will be dateless till i stop blogging...lol

A GOOD WAY TO LOOK AT LIFE


LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN AN ATTRACTIVE ANS WELL PRESERVED BODY,BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHAMPAGNE IN HAND-- STRAWBERRIES IN THE OTHER ,BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP,TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING " WOO HOO-WHAT A RIDE!!!!!!!!"

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Starter kit................


I just wanted to make sure people understand something about my blog ....it's not about man bashing. Yes, I have asked for horror stories about dating from girlfriends and clients but they are stories I think everyone can laugh at. Men, women, married, single, in relationships or simply dating....I am basically sharing tales from everyone. I will also be blogging about my day to day life because sometimes, that in it's self, is funny. From stories I've heard from my clients to just being out & about.

So, now that I got that off my chest, lets move on ........

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Highlights Split ends and why i run with scissors .


I have been told for a few years now by clients, friends and family to write about dating since I, myself, have had a lot of experience and hear about all the experiences my clients and friends have had dating. Sometimes not just stories of dating, but even just communicating with men in general! For example, Internet dating.

Well, I have decided to start writing a Blog about dating, all the stories that come along with it; before, during, and after . You know, all of those "great" dates (I use great dates lightly) LOL!
I will also be adding funny stuff or just stuff in general from my day to day life.

I'm no expert, but boy have I had my fair share of dates, and so have my clients and friends. Between all of us we have dated every kind of man walking this planet (and some that should not be walking this planet !).

I know all woman of all ages will be able to relate to this Blog ( even the married ones ).

Now, I have done most of my "dating" , "hanging out" ,"boyfriends" or what ever you want to call it in the West Coast in Vancouver, Canada and know dating just can't be this bad here. Yes!? Maybe!?

I am asking my girlfriends , my girlfriend's friends, and my clients to write one of there worst dating stories . I know , I know... you are all laughing at me and saying "what the hell is she talking about? I have way, way more then one bad dating story!" but let's start off slow and start with one... I mean, by all means, if you have a bottle of wine open or have a few Vodkas when you are doing this go crazy, don't let me stop you, and write a few .. ! can always use them later!

Then what I will do is start Blogging about all of our crazy-ass stories and we will have a really good laugh! Because if you don't have a sense of humour, why the hell are we even dating!? It is a comedy show out there ladies !!!

All right, that's it... let's get those stories to me so we can start this blog, and laugh. A LOT !

**************** NAMES OF THE MEN WILL BE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE DUMB AND NOT SO BRIGHT ***********************
God I hope we don't run out of names or we will be calling them dumb dumb #1 , dumb dumb # 2 and so on..LOL

Thanks ladies for all your help and if you know some friends that would be willing to do this please send it to them the more the merrier !!!!

Looking forward to hearing from ALL of you and hope you all enjoy my Blog !

xoxoxoxoxo